oh god how did i even get here aaa


I just kinda put whatever up. Right now it's mostly Welcome to Night Vale or Homestuck-related posts. If you don't like either of those, I've got some bad news for you right now.

I don't think anyone would want to, but ask me anything I guess.

cordlessgryphon:

Alrighty folks my name is Max and this is a thing.

So basically I don’t cosplay Meenah anymore and I needed to clean up room space. I’m obviously not allowed to sell it, because Homestuck, So you guys can have at it for absolutely FREE! How about them apples?

What you win: 

  • The shirt, hand painted. (Jerzees, size Medium)
  • Goggles
  • Cuffs and a few extra bangles
  • Wig and horns (wig has holes in it specifically for the horns
  • Earfins (painted, contain faux piercings. From Wizafir. CONTAINS LATEX)
  • Gills (painted. from Badgersden. CONTAINS LATEX )
  • One fuchsia clamshell purse
  •  Various chains and other pieces of jewelry in shades of pink and gold that i used to hang off my pants
  • Extra gems for the bracelets and extra rings for false piercings

Rrrrrrrrrules!! :

  • like and reblog as much as you want i literally do not care
  • same for giveaway blogs go at it
  • winner will be chosen through random number generator
  • You gotta pay for shipping seriously man im poor as frick
  • You DO NOT have to follow me. unless you want to but really i dont even post homestuck that much any more i turned into a nature-y / dangan ronpa / dmmd / *loud whining* blog so if you like that knock urself out. 
  • Ends May 1st
  • idk like cry or something u get the idea

So ye. *thumbs up*

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motleywatercolor:

OH LOOK ITS A GIVEAWAY! :0
A huge thanks to all of my lovely followers- I like to think of you guys as friends instead (followers makes it sound like I’m running a cult or something shoosh)! But anyways, I have a shiz ton of material lying around, and I wanna do something with it! I know that con season is right around the corner sooo… The winner of this fabu giveaway will win ONE WHOLE COSPLAY!!! Oh yes. That is correct. Here’s what you get-

~•*•~ FIRST PLACE ~•*•~

• Full outfit for Homestuck character of your choice
* these are my limits for this- nothing crazy like the iron lass suit, any tuxes (I can’t sew that shit), or anything like that. I will not make GT wings either. I will have the final say in what I will and can create and you will just have to deal with it
• Styled wig from Arada or Five Wits
• Grey Paint (only if you pick a troll)(Snazaroo, Kryolan, or Ben Nye- it’s up to you)
• Horns (trolls only)
• Basic Accessories (glasses, jewelry, ect)
* if you choose Vriska- I can make the robot arm for you if you opt out of getting the paint and horns
• ONE weapon of your choice (no zillywho or anything complex- I will have final say) THIS IS FOR THE HUMAN KIDS ONLY the trolls get horns, paint, ect
• BASIC COSPLAY MAKEUP KIT AND CUSTOMIZED APPLICATION GUIDE
* Includes- foundation for your skin tone (humans only), clear mascara for male characters or black for female, plaino lip gloss (lalondes get black lipstick and trolls with colored lips get that color of make up), eyeshadow (even male characters get neutral colors, girls get blood color/typing color), circle lenses, Ben Nye sealant products (troll only)
~•~

~•*•~ SECOND PLACE ~•*•~

• $25 at whatpumpkin or TopatoCo
• 3 mini clay grub/human baby charms
• one commission of any complexity
• hand written note from yours truly! :)
~•~

~•*•~ THIRD PLACE ~•*•~

• $25 at whatpumpkin or TopatoCo
• four chat icons
• hand written note from yours truly :)
~•~

RULES
• YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!! This giveaway is for my followers only. I welcome new followers, but if you plan on unfollowing me after, don’t even enter.
• NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS OR SIDEBLOGS PLEASE!!! You will automatically be disqualified~ • Likes count
• Reblog as much as you want
• YOU MUST LIVE IN THE US IN ORDER TO GET FREE SHIPPING- international winners must pay for shipping, sorry!
• I can hand-deliver the first-place prize at Momocon, Dragon*con, or San-Diego Comic Con
• Contact me with any questions you might have!! :D

~•*~~•*•~
ENDS ON APRIL 30th
First place prize might not be done by Momocon~ Time and Space (or any cosplay with red or black/grey) cosplays will be finished faster as I have the materials in stock
Second and Third place will be completed sometime after Momocon
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I love all of you guys! Good luck!!!!

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kassie-in-neverland:

One of the reasons I’m excited to have a real apartment this summer is to plant real flowers! 

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tinkeperi:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

tinkeperi:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

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dezeen:

Hidden at the bottom of a London garden, this glowing shed by British studio Weston, Surman & Deane was designed as a writing retreat for an author

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lemon-assassin:

HEY THERE FOLLOWERS!

So, somehow, someway, over two hundred of you (that photo is apparently outdated already?? What??) have decided to follow this crazy blog, and because it is such a random-ass blog, the winner is going to receive… Random-ass prizes! Woo!

The winner of this contest will receive…

  • A copy of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, by Cory O’Brien
  • A book of selected works by e e cummings
  • An adorable hedgehog plushie by Jellycat
  • A copy of the first three Fallout games (Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout: Tactics)
  • A Sixth Doctor choose-your-own-adventure book (it’s amazing)
  • A small handmade paper notebook/sketchbook

Wow!! So many things that have nothing to do with each other!!

Now for the rules, sorry guys, rules are a thing.

RULES

  • Only people following my blog (lemon-assassin.tumblr.com) can enter; this is celebrating you guys!
  • One like and one reblog per person for two entries to win! Any more will get disqualified. I want to make this as equal an opportunity as possible.
  • Have to be comfortable giving me your address to ship it to - askbox open plz.
  • I will ship to you no matter where you are in the world since I doubt that everyone following me is a fellow canuck.
  • The contest will end on MAY 1st, 2014, giving you guys most of a month to get your entries in!

I love you all, good luck!

Hey if you’re following me and not lemonassassin, you should totally go fix that like 5 minutes ago.

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lemon-assassin:

dduane:

(9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Shaves Head To Support Friend With Cancer, Gets Banned From School)
…For a dress code violation.

I wonder if it would have been a problem if a boy had shaved his head…But seriously, did nobody actually think about why she had shaved her head? For one, I honestly don’t think it’s fair to have shaved heads against the school dress code, but I think this is a case where the school officials could have made an exception. It isn’t hurting anyone, and it’s a brave move in our world that will already slam people for looking differently from how they’re expected to.

lemon-assassin:

dduane:

(9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Shaves Head To Support Friend With Cancer, Gets Banned From School)

…For a dress code violation.

I wonder if it would have been a problem if a boy had shaved his head…
But seriously, did nobody actually think about why she had shaved her head? For one, I honestly don’t think it’s fair to have shaved heads against the school dress code, but I think this is a case where the school officials could have made an exception. It isn’t hurting anyone, and it’s a brave move in our world that will already slam people for looking differently from how they’re expected to.

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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Source: rneerkat

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

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