oh god how did i even get here aaa


I don't have a god damn clue.

I don't think anyone would want to, but ask me anything I guess.

krabwatch:

As a thank you to my nearly satanic number of lovely followers, have a summer long clothing giveaway! Because who doesn’t want some neat-o clothes for free? 

THE PRIZES:
1. One Cat Zipper Mouth Sweater (Or a T-Shirt version if you prefer)
2. Your choice of ONE pair of tights, of the three options pictured above!
3. And a bonus prize if you’re following my blog- a Winged Hoodie!

RULES/INFORMATION:
- The end date is AUGUST 30th at 11:59PM [EST]

- Likes and reblogs both count.

- Shipping to anywhere in North America is GUARANTEED. Anywhere else I may need to work something out with you.

- You must be comfortable with giving me the sizes you’ll need, and your address.

- You’ll need to have your askbox or submit open so I’m able to contact you!

If you have any questions that aren’t answered here, feel free to ask away! uvu

Tagged: giveawaygiveaway reblog

lemon-assassin:

It begins…

Aww, good luck! Hope to see in-progress shots sometime. :)

lemon-assassin:

It begins…

Aww, good luck! Hope to see in-progress shots sometime. :)

Tagged: lemon-assassinknittingdr. who scarf

circleofhorrorterrors:

Kat’s 100 Follower HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

Hey awesome people, I never imagined I’d even reach this amount of followers ever, and although it may seem like a small number to some, I love you all! And as a huge thank you, I’m gonna do a giveaway on my crappy student budget.

Now enough from me, here’s how you can get some sweet loot!

Winner will receive:

  • $25 to spend at either What Pumpkin/Topatoco/Homestuck Bandcamp OR one whole pizza delivered to you, if you live in Australia!
  • One of my hoarded urls! (Some are canon!)
  • A oneshot or fanart of a character/pairing of their choosing!

Runner-up will receive:

  • $15 to spend at What Pumpkin OR Homestuck Bandcamp!
  • A oneshot or fanart of a character/pairing of their choosing!

Rules:

  • As many reblogs as you wish!
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE.
  • You DO NOT have to be following me. This is open to everyone.
  • HOWEVER, if one of my original 100 followers wins, they will get an extra special gift!
  • Ask box must be open for me to contact you! If you do not reply within 24 hours you lose your prize, thems the 8reaks.
  • You have to be comfortable giving me your address, so I can ship your stuff!
  • I will pay for shipping.
  • Ends May 31th at 11:59pm, GMT+8
  • This is a Homestuck themed giveaway, as I am a Homestuck blog. IF HOWEVER YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE FROM ANOTHER FANDOM I AM OPEN TO NEGOTIATION.

The winner will be chosen via number generator, SO THE MORE REBLOGS, THE GREATER CHANCE OF WINNING.

If you have any questions, feel free to drop me an ask!

Good luck!

Tagged: giveaway reblog

snowytown:

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remember when homestuck
slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….

snowytown:

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remember when homestuck

slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….

Tagged: reblogging for anxiousartisanarthomestuckrule 63cronusmeenah

Source: snowytown

luisgpiercing:

Check out these pretty 14ga handmade brass captive bee ear rings from @omegaredpiercing. Available here at NoKaOi! We can accept paypal and ship. (at NoKaOi Tiki Tattoo and Piercing)

Oh man, those are some really nice captive bee rings.

luisgpiercing:

Check out these pretty 14ga handmade brass captive bee ear rings from @omegaredpiercing. Available here at NoKaOi! We can accept paypal and ship. (at NoKaOi Tiki Tattoo and Piercing)

Oh man, those are some really nice captive bee rings.

Tagged: jewelrypuns

farrahfuckingflawless:

htcaz:

Finally got some Rose Gold into Steph’s EIGHT healed nostril piercings!

HOLY HELL

Oh wow that is so pretty. I love nostril piercings. <3

farrahfuckingflawless:

htcaz:

Finally got some Rose Gold into Steph’s EIGHT healed nostril piercings!

HOLY HELL

Oh wow that is so pretty. I love nostril piercings. <3

Tagged: nostril piercingsgorgeousso pretty

Source: htcaz

robinlockheart:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

aww so cute,
btw: as a barista I understand why he wanted to cry about tat drink.

That&#8217;s adorable on all parties involved, I love kids and parents like that. &lt;3

But, seriously, fuck your perfectly-even looking, gorgeous, green nails. I can never get mine to look that nice when I try. And then even match your awesome green watch too, what the hell, dude. /superjealous

robinlockheart:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

aww so cute,

btw: as a barista I understand why he wanted to cry about tat drink.

That’s adorable on all parties involved, I love kids and parents like that. <3

But, seriously, fuck your perfectly-even looking, gorgeous, green nails. I can never get mine to look that nice when I try. And then even match your awesome green watch too, what the hell, dude. /superjealous

Tagged: sweet kidsgood parentingcutiesgorgeous nailsjealousy

Source: vegansanfrancishet

and-i-will-be-loverboy:

Fucking Bemo.

and-i-will-be-loverboy:

Fucking Bemo.

Tagged: Adventure TimeBMOJakeLady Raincorn

Source: gifmethat

Reblog if you’ve ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I’m crazy.

thescienceofjohnlock:

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

yeah!

Tagged: booksfresh book smell

Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies

elendraug:

best-of-funny:

jennstarkid:

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

Oh my god I thought this was Captin Jack Harkness before I read the commentary

X

&lt;3 jackie

Chan Li is cuter in that outfit than I&#8217;d ever be, whoops.

elendraug:

best-of-funny:

jennstarkid:

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

Oh my god I thought this was Captin Jack Harkness before I read the commentary

X

<3 jackie

Chan Li is cuter in that outfit than I’d ever be, whoops.

Tagged: Jackie ChanChun Li costumeChan Li

Source: railmix