oh god how did i even get here aaa


I don't have a god damn clue.

I don't think anyone would want to, but ask me anything I guess.
lovely-assistant:

homosuck-sexual:

soselfimportant:

spookyhouse:

“That beautiful woman inspired overall sensations of desire and compassion.”

“The straw knight jousts better than that one.”

“Usually it was like spillage—cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise and float, if only for a few minutes.”

“…And passion of the course.”

“Now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened.”
I…don’t really know what to make of that.

lovely-assistant:

homosuck-sexual:

soselfimportant:

spookyhouse:

“That beautiful woman inspired overall sensations of desire and compassion.”

“The straw knight jousts better than that one.”

“Usually it was like spillage—cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise and float, if only for a few minutes.”

“…And passion of the course.”

“Now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened.”

I…don’t really know what to make of that.

Source: loveclaire

ironbrony:

‘Special’ Giveaway time~!
A lovely follower of mine suggested the idea for a giveaway of a plushie of the winners preference, and that’s just what this is. ~This is a giveaway for (1) one custom character plushie of your choice~ That range’s from OCs to anime characters and everything in between; nothing is too much of a challenge so I dare the winner to give me a doozy of a character >:) Of course, simple things can be just as fun.
Keep in mind though, that all plushies are made from fleece; I will not be offering custom fabric choice for this giveaway. All human shaped plushies range around 3ft. tall; size may vary for most other shaped characters. Most of you should all have seen enough of my work by now (there’s examples in the title picture above), but if you would still like some examples, feel free to look through my blog.
Rulessssss I think
-Reblog and like as much as you wish. 
-Winner chosen the usual way. RNG
-PLEASE HAVE A REFERENCE FOR THE CHARACTER YOU WOULD LIKE AND/OR A RELIABLE SOURCE WHERE I CAN FIND ONE. I don’t want to wait a week for your OCs reference page. 
-Giveaway ends Feb. 10th at 10:30 p.m. EST. 3 weeks. That gives potential winners time to think of what they want and myself time to be able to start working on your prize post-haste
I’m hoping this giveaway will give my watchers who don’t like Homestuck and/or have other main interests a chance to win something they’d want. So here goes nothing. Pchoooo~! (ノ*゜▽゜*)

Ffff so cute so many cuties.

ironbrony:

‘Special’ Giveaway time~!

A lovely follower of mine suggested the idea for a giveaway of a plushie of the winners preference, and that’s just what this is. ~This is a giveaway for (1) one custom character plushie of your choice~ That range’s from OCs to anime characters and everything in between; nothing is too much of a challenge so I dare the winner to give me a doozy of a character >:) Of course, simple things can be just as fun.

Keep in mind though, that all plushies are made from fleece; I will not be offering custom fabric choice for this giveaway. All human shaped plushies range around 3ft. tall; size may vary for most other shaped characters. Most of you should all have seen enough of my work by now (there’s examples in the title picture above), but if you would still like some examples, feel free to look through my blog.

Rulessssss I think

-Reblog and like as much as you wish. 

-Winner chosen the usual way. RNG

-PLEASE HAVE A REFERENCE FOR THE CHARACTER YOU WOULD LIKE AND/OR A RELIABLE SOURCE WHERE I CAN FIND ONE. I don’t want to wait a week for your OCs reference page. 

-Giveaway ends Feb. 10th at 10:30 p.m. EST. 3 weeks. That gives potential winners time to think of what they want and myself time to be able to start working on your prize post-haste

I’m hoping this giveaway will give my watchers who don’t like Homestuck and/or have other main interests a chance to win something they’d want. So here goes nothing. Pchoooo~! (ノ*゜▽゜*)

Ffff so cute so many cuties.

Source: ironbrony

homosuck-sexual:

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I almost keep forgetting this but nope, never do haha.

Source: nightwing-sexual

the karkat vantas panel guide: The Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Holiday Giveaway! →

thekarkatvantaspanelguide:

Here’s the official post for the Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Giveaway! On behalf of this panel guide and my other two (Terezi and John), I am going to give two lucky winners a Christmas gift!

Winner number one will receive:

their patron troll’s t-shirt! Everything, including shipping, will…

Yes.

why have i not seen this blog sooner

Source: homestuckpanelguide

the karkat vantas panel guide: The Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Holiday Giveaway! →

thekarkatvantaspanelguide:

Here’s the official post for the Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Giveaway! On behalf of this panel guide and my other two (Terezi and John), I am going to give two lucky winners a Christmas gift!

Winner number one will receive:

their patron troll’s t-shirt! Everything, including shipping, will…

Hell

Source: homestuckpanelguide

the karkat vantas panel guide: The Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Holiday Giveaway! →

thekarkatvantaspanelguide:

Here’s the official post for the Karkat Vantas Panel Guide Giveaway! On behalf of this panel guide and my other two (Terezi and John), I am going to give two lucky winners a Christmas gift!

Winner number one will receive:

their patron troll’s t-shirt! Everything, including shipping, will…

Oh

Source: homestuckpanelguide

thetoontownparty:

OH SHIT, IS IT TIME FOR ANOTHER HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY?

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

I’m doing a giveaway because hey, I LOVE giving gifts! Not to mention, the Holiday season is my FAVORITE season. Christmas, Hanukkah, it doesn’t matter; This is definitely my favorite time of year! <3 And who better to share it with than my favorite fandom, the Homestucks? uwu

1st Prize: A choice of Godtier hoodie! Let’s face it, it’s getting cold outside! You gotta have something to help warm yourself up, right? So here’s a hoodie, especially for you! uwu <3

2nd Prize: You will get two prints of my most popular art pieces, The Guardian Series and “Just Be Friends”!

3rd Prize: You will have the choice of one of the two prints above!

All prizes will come with a free sketch of your choice and Hot Chocolate to keep you warm!

Here are some rules!

  1. You may only LIKE and REBLOG ONCE.
  2. I will ship internationally!
  3. You do not have to be following me. (Though I’d sure appreciate it if you did! <3)
  4. Please keep your ask box OPEN!

This giveaway ends December 25th, Christmas Day!!

Thanks everyone! <3 Have a great Holiday season!

EDIT: Also, I will open up a Submit box the time the giveaway ends just in case the ask box doesn’t work!!

Source: thetoontownparty

fluffandneedles:

Okay so Giveaway time!!! I hope I’m doing this right :/

*I’ll randomly pick ONE (1) winner

*The winner will get to choose ANY Homestuck character that will fit on the blank form and I’ll make it up and send it out! This includes any trolls, kids, god-tiers, post-scratch kids, alternate outfits…It’s all fair game!

RULES:

*Reblog up to three times and Like this post—That’s four chances to win! I want to give everyone a fighting chance, but I don’t want to spam the crap out of people’s dashboards.

*please have a couple characters in mind—I don’t want to disappoint anyone too much if I somehow can’t find/make the right colours of wool. It shouldn’t be a problem, but having a backup plan never hurts!

*the contest ends Wednesday December 7th 2011 at midnight Eastern Time. I’ll then send the winner a message in their askbox, so keep them open!

I think that’s everything, so good luck everyone, and Happy Holidays!! :D

So damn cute. :o

Source: fluffandneedles

soselfimportant:

WHY ARE 2000 PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME: THE GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! thanks for all the follows and support! You guys are great. To celebrate, I’m going to be giving away a commission quality piece of music, written just for you!
It can be a remix, an original piece, or a improvised piano recording, whatever you can think of! Your choice!
Winner will also receive a special extra surprise!
WOW! Pretty exciting, right? Here are examples of my work!
All you need to do is
1. Be following me. 
2. Reblog this. (Likes won’t work!)
3. Have your ask box open when the winner is announced
I am going to be running this contest until December 1st! Hopefully looking to do something like this every month!
So get your rebloggin fingers ready, and good luck!

FAQ:
Q: James why are you so sexy.
A: thats just nature dude!
-
Q: this giveaway is dumb!!!!
A: Thats not even a question, numbnuts!!!!
-
Q: Will rebloggin more than once increase my chances?
A: No, because I’ll only write your name down once but it will increase your SEXY stat substantially!
-
Q: how big is your dick

A: GOD DAMN IT TUMBLR
-
Q: what if im not following you
A: Better start now dude

Yessss

soselfimportant:

WHY ARE 2000 PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME: THE GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys! thanks for all the follows and support! You guys are great. To celebrate, I’m going to be giving away a commission quality piece of music, written just for you!

It can be a remix, an original piece, or a improvised piano recording, whatever you can think of! Your choice!

Winner will also receive a special extra surprise!

WOW! Pretty exciting, right? Here are examples of my work!

All you need to do is

1. Be following me. 

2. Reblog this. (Likes won’t work!)

3. Have your ask box open when the winner is announced

I am going to be running this contest until December 1st! Hopefully looking to do something like this every month!

So get your rebloggin fingers ready, and good luck!

FAQ:

Q: James why are you so sexy.

A: thats just nature dude!

-

Q: this giveaway is dumb!!!!

A: Thats not even a question, numbnuts!!!!

-

Q: Will rebloggin more than once increase my chances?

A: No, because I’ll only write your name down once but it will increase your SEXY stat substantially!

-

Q: how big is your dick


A: GOD DAMN IT TUMBLR

-

Q: what if im not following you

A: Better start now dude

Yessss

Source: soselfimportant

firstbook:

Our friends at Random House Children’s Books have generously agreed to donate one brand-new book for each new follower we gain on Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter this week. Those books will go to thousands of schools and programs serving kids from low-income families across the country.
Please Re-blog!
To learn more about First Book, please visit: www.firstbook.org

firstbook:

Our friends at Random House Children’s Books have generously agreed to donate one brand-new book for each new follower we gain on TumblrFacebook, and Twitter this week. Those books will go to thousands of schools and programs serving kids from low-income families across the country.

Please Re-blog!

To learn more about First Book, please visit: www.firstbook.org

Source: firstbook