oh god how did i even get here aaa


I just kinda put whatever up. Right now it's mostly Welcome to Night Vale or Homestuck-related posts. If you don't like either of those, I've got some bad news for you right now.

I don't think anyone would want to, but ask me anything I guess.

kassie-in-neverland:

One of the reasons I’m excited to have a real apartment this summer is to plant real flowers! 

Tagged: honeybeeshoneyplantssignal boostreferencequeue

Source: gerhard-martin

Tagged: elf crownshell yeahjewelrycrownstiarasqueue

Source: clementinethedoll

tinkeperi:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

tinkeperi:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

Tagged: fanartLilo and StitchHeather Theureroh wowsuper nicequeue

Source: disneyfineart.com

dezeen:

Hidden at the bottom of a London garden, this glowing shed by British studio Weston, Surman & Deane was designed as a writing retreat for an author

Tagged: architecturetiny adorable shedthingnifty :oqueue

Source: dezeen.com

lemon-assassin:

HEY THERE FOLLOWERS!

So, somehow, someway, over two hundred of you (that photo is apparently outdated already?? What??) have decided to follow this crazy blog, and because it is such a random-ass blog, the winner is going to receive… Random-ass prizes! Woo!

The winner of this contest will receive…

  • A copy of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, by Cory O’Brien
  • A book of selected works by e e cummings
  • An adorable hedgehog plushie by Jellycat
  • A copy of the first three Fallout games (Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout: Tactics)
  • A Sixth Doctor choose-your-own-adventure book (it’s amazing)
  • A small handmade paper notebook/sketchbook

Wow!! So many things that have nothing to do with each other!!

Now for the rules, sorry guys, rules are a thing.

RULES

  • Only people following my blog (lemon-assassin.tumblr.com) can enter; this is celebrating you guys!
  • One like and one reblog per person for two entries to win! Any more will get disqualified. I want to make this as equal an opportunity as possible.
  • Have to be comfortable giving me your address to ship it to - askbox open plz.
  • I will ship to you no matter where you are in the world since I doubt that everyone following me is a fellow canuck.
  • The contest will end on MAY 1st, 2014, giving you guys most of a month to get your entries in!

I love you all, good luck!

Hey if you’re following me and not lemonassassin, you should totally go fix that like 5 minutes ago.

Tagged: giveaway rebloggiveawayrebloglemonassassinsuper cool lady

lemon-assassin:

dduane:

(9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Shaves Head To Support Friend With Cancer, Gets Banned From School)
…For a dress code violation.

I wonder if it would have been a problem if a boy had shaved his head…But seriously, did nobody actually think about why she had shaved her head? For one, I honestly don’t think it’s fair to have shaved heads against the school dress code, but I think this is a case where the school officials could have made an exception. It isn’t hurting anyone, and it’s a brave move in our world that will already slam people for looking differently from how they’re expected to.

lemon-assassin:

dduane:

(9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Shaves Head To Support Friend With Cancer, Gets Banned From School)

…For a dress code violation.

I wonder if it would have been a problem if a boy had shaved his head…
But seriously, did nobody actually think about why she had shaved her head? For one, I honestly don’t think it’s fair to have shaved heads against the school dress code, but I think this is a case where the school officials could have made an exception. It isn’t hurting anyone, and it’s a brave move in our world that will already slam people for looking differently from how they’re expected to.

Tagged: cancerdumb school reactionsughh so done with bullshit school responses to hair or lack thereofqueue

Source: hngn.com

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

Tagged: text postschoolworkpunsget itqueue

Source: rneerkat

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

Tagged: text postsuperpowersthat'd be nicesleep sounds goodqueue

Source: macklemorethanlikely

Oregon, USA | Miles Bowers

Tagged: starry skiesphotographyMiles Bowersso prettyqueue

Source: wonderous-world.com

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

Tagged: Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobsterPatrick Stewartqueue

Source: digg